I'm Not Old, Just Long in the Tooth – Retro Funny Aging Tee

 A little gray, a little grumpy, and still going strong!

With a retro sunrise background and a majestic mammoth front and center, this tee says: “I’m not old, just long in the tooth.” Perfect for those aging like fine wine (or ancient fossils).

Great for: Dad gifts, milestone birthdays, mammoth fans, and fossilized friends.

A modern twist on the classic tee – soft, smooth, and made to last.

Features

• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
  (Lightweight – 4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²)
• Fit: Classic unisex style – perfect for casual, semi-formal, or layered looks
• Neckline: Crew neck – timeless and easy to accessorize
• Tag: Pearlized tear-away label – itch-free comfort
• Construction: No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth fit
• Durability: Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching

Ethical & Sustainable

• Made with ethically grown US cotton
• Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
• OEKO-TEX certified for safety and low-impact dyes
• Made in Bangladesh

Fabric Blends (Color Dependent)

• Heather Colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
• Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Decoration

• DTF sleeve prints & DTF inner neck labels
• Body printing done via eco-friendly DTG method

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam low heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean

Warranty

• EU warranty: 2 years

Compliance

• Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety standards